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Yeah, well a mofo has been busy...

with life and shit. But, the fuckery continues...



Well folks, history has been made since the last time I checked in and now we have our first Black President- Elect. No, watermelon and chicken will not be on the menu. (just in case you were wondering) This leads me to the point that has bothered the hell outta me this past few months. BLAITANT RACISM.



From "Obama buxx" to labelling the man as a "terrorist", I find myself partly enraged and slightly amused at the depths in which many chose to stoop. It's one thing to mock a person's age or another's stupidity, but when you inject hurtful imagery and language all bets are off. And the last time I checked, the Hispanic population has the chicken game on lock. In fact, Babybeater is one chicken lovin' mofo and he's not Black. (nor Hispanic) Popeye's correct? ;-)

Let's all just take a deep breath, savor the historical moment if you so desire, and get on with it.

This is the gayest blog ever

:)

Thats what I get for trying to be nice...

My retarded dumbass decided to be nice and give a sleeping homeless man some money. Granted, I was sufficiently trashed and attempted to stick 2 bucks on the top part of his pocket. Well, homeboy freaked out! I'm talking flailing body parts and shit. I barely even touched him. And what does Dogeater do? He walks off. I can hold my own, but damn if chivalry is dead.

Moral- Dunzo w/the homeless & as cool as your friends may be- they just might leave your ass. Fo' serious... ;-)

Hoodfuckery Sighting...

I have decided to drop the Haiku's and have opted to 'step my game up' to bigger things- Hoodfuckery. Once I figure out how to use my new camcorder- IT'S ON!!!

14th & U- I SAW A FREAKIN MALE TODDLER WITH HIS EAR PIERCED!!! What is the little fucker gonna do next, sing R Kelly songs and grind on his fellow 2 year olds?


Call me naive, but that's crazy! I cannot begin to understand why someone would justify having done such to their child! But then I saw his mama and I understood why. I smell... a.... HOODRAT!!!!!

Sad shit, indeed. *shakes head in complete dismay*

WTF?

Ok, so I was at Buffalo Billiards on Thursday celebrating my graduation from Nutrition School while downing several shots/drinks/unhealthy shit when I had been approached by an admirer of my shirt. Throughout the night I would receive random compliments because most people 'got the memo', while others were so far off the mark and I just had to laugh.

Folks, it's a sad commentary when people think that Carlton Banks is either Martin Luther King or Barack Obama. But you know, ALL BLACK PEOPLE LOOK ALIKE... ;-)

Don't get mad... It's GENETICS

CP TIME

The usually correct stereotype that African-Americans are incapable of punctuality, and are chronically tardy in both arriving at and beginning events and functions.

Shit is real, son... I tried to hip my Anglo friends to this and they still aren't hearing me. Let's discuss...

Now, I am GENERALLY on time to things but every now and then a bitch is late. Super late. Late like you'll call me and I should already be there but I'm just getting my fro right in the mirror and haven't walked out the house late. Shit happens. I blame GENETICS. But then again, I can't really do that because I'm 1/4 Indian and a 1/4 Scottish. I blame the half that make me whole. ANYWAYS...

I state this simply to impart unto you that you should not get mad at your African American friends. Rather, you should add an extra, let's say, 30 minutes into your appointed meeting time.

Let's role play:

BECKY: Let's meet like at 6:30! Ok?
ME:Ok!
BECKY: (to self) I'm gonna meet this bizznitch at 7, cuz I know her ass will be on CP TIME.
BECKY: See you at 6:30 girl!

7 pm rolls around and BECKY is walking into the appointed destination...

ME: Girllll! You just got here! Me too!
BECKY: (to self) EXACTLY!

This way, no one gets mad. Try it sometime...


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