Monday, May 12, 2008

gazebo conversations

1: "so, while we're speaking of strange sexual behavior, man, the media's all over r. kelly again. i mean what'd he do wrong?"
2: "HE FUCKED KIDS!"
3: "hey, thomas jefferson did that and nobody's sayin shit."
2: "IT WASN'T ON TAPE!"
4: "shit's all over youtube too. i mean you could walk five minutes to florida ave there and pick up a bootleg of the r. kelly tape, two for five dollars! but you can't pick up shit on thomas jefferson."

and the first thing i heard someone saying as he closed the door to come to the gazebo:

"...so yeah, my o-ring is chafing my balls."

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